"MISS PICKY" FIRST PRESENTED HERSELF TO THE PUBLIC IN THE VERY FABULOUS AND FAMOUS PLACE OF HOLLYWOOD! HER EARLY YEARS WERE FILLED WITH PICNICS, PAGEANTS, PARTIES, PARADES, PROMS, PREMIERES, PRODUCING AND PERFORMING. SHE WAS BOOKED AT THE PALLADIUM, THE PALACE, PERU, PEKING, PUERTO VALLARTA, AND EVEN THE PYRAMIDS…WE THINK!

PEOPLE PASSIONATELY ADORED HER…AND SHE BECAME A PRINCESS PRECISELY PLACED ON A PEDESTAL, LIVING IN A POSH PARKGLEN PALACE. NEVER PRETENTIOUS OR POMPOUS…(YET SO "PUT-TOGETHER" AND "PRO")…PERFECTION BECAME HER PERMANENT ABODE.

SHE PAINSTAKINGLY SET A PEERLESS PACE WITH PANACHE-AND WAS PRIVILIGED TO PULL AHEAD OF THE PACK. HER PALETTE DEMANDED PASTRIES AND PEACHES…AND SHE PAINTED HER PLACES WITH PINKS AND PASTELS. SHE WAS POWDERED, PAMPERED, PERMED AND PERFUMED, AND NEVER WORE PARKAS, PAJAMAS OR PLAIDS…(WAY TOO PREDICTABLE AND PEDESTRIAN FOR A GIRL SUCH AS SHE)!

PUBLICITY AND PRESS RELEASES (FORMAL & FANCY) FILLED THE PLANET! FROM HER DAYS AS A PRECOCIOUS PUPIL IN PENELOPE PETERSEN'S PRIMARY SCHOOL…ON INTO A PERPETUAL PEPPY, PREPPY, PONY-TAILED PRE-TEEN…AND THEN - A POPULAR PERSON OF PROMINENCE AND PRESTIGE!

SHE APPEARED IN PRIME TIME FROM PARIS TO PALM BEACH, PALM SPRINGS AND THE PACIFIC…WHERE SHE OFTEN PLAYFULLY SURFED AND PRACTICED HER "POSE". HER PIED-A-TERRE A PENTHOUSE AND HER PIECE DE RESISTANCE A PRICELESS PIANO. EVERYTHING IN HER WORLD WAS PICTURE PERFECT AND PAR EXCELLENCE!

ALWAYS A PISTOL…WITH HER PLATFORMS, PLUSH PLATINUM BLONDE HAIR AND HER PET POOCH POODLE PUPPY NAMED "POOPSIE"…SHE WAS PERPETUALLY PURSUED BY HER POSSE OF PASSIONATE, POWERHOUSE AND PROSPEROUS PLAYBOYS…(NOT TO MENTION THE PERSISTENT, PEDIGREED PRINCES WHO PLAYED POLO)! THEY TRIED TO PERSUADE HER WITH PEARLS, POEMS, PLEDGES, PRAISES, PERIDOTS, PETIT-FOURS, PRETTY PRESENTS, PRIVATE JETS, AND POTENT PROPOSALS!

THOUGH PROBABLY TEMPTED, HER PICKY AND PERSNICKETY, PRAISEWORTHY AND POSITIVE WAYS PREVENTED HER FROM TAKING THE PERILOUS PLUNGE TO "PUCKER UP" AND "PLAY"! EVER SO POLITELY, SHE PROVOCATIVELY PAINTED A PORTRAIT OF PLEASUREABLE PLANS, BUT PERMANENTLY POSTPONED THE "PRIMITIVE AND PRIMEVAL"!

SOON…SHE PROUDLY PROCLAIMED HER PROFOUND PERSONAL PREFERENCE AND PASSION FOR BECOMING THE FOXY AND FETCHING "POO-BAH" PROFESSOR WITH "PERFECT PITCH"…AND HAS NOW PARLAYED HER PRICELESS PROFICIENCY WITH POLISH, PRECISION AND PRIDE.
A TRUE PARAGON WITH IMPECCABLE PZAZZ!!!